The Meaty Peter. (1 of 10)

Our friend the pugilist, The Meaty Peter, though faithful, has never been the sharpest knife in the drawer.  Last anyone heard, Reggie had sent him into the forest with an empty bucket.  Peter's task was to break into the Forest Police Station's secret tree bunker and retrieve bricks of gold.  Why do the Forest Police officers hide bricks of gold in secret tree bunkers?  To keep the bears from eating people.  Everyone knows that gold is far more tasty than people!

Everyone, that is, except Peter.

Sadly, Peter fails as his mission.  He trips over his feet and ends up with a broken leg.