Terrible lies. (2 of 5)

Even during his wildest days of bank robberies, Chuck has always been an old-school con.  He strongly prefers going au natural than confining himself, his movements, and his physical sensations by a bullet-proof vest. So Michelle should not have been surprised when Chuck refused to wear a condom.

A mere nine-and-a-half months after their whirlwind romance has begun, Michelle finds herself the proud mother of Chuck Junior.  She and Chuck beam at Junior as the nurse administers the first series of vaccinations.

Even though they share a child, Chuck has not yet shared his past (or his present) with Michelle.  In fact, as far as Michelle knows, Chuck has a very well-paying job as a fork lift operator.  Chuck continues to feed Michele these terrible lies.

[Ed note, Here's a gem I often give people: If you're going to insist upon robbing a bank, DO NOT have neck tattoos.  This is sound legal advice.  You know it's sound because Chuck followed it.  There's nary a neck tattoo on him.]