Thursday, December 13, 2012

The grammar police.

It is no surprise that Reggie has more than just a few cops in his back pocket.  In exchange for cash and the occasional jewels, Reggie's City Police Officers have no problems doing his bidding.

Outside of City Bank, Cindy is innocently using the ATM.  However, when Officer Leaming overhears her using the redundant phrase "ATM machine," he is sent into fits of spavins and heaves.

So bad are these fits, that Officer Leaming decides to grab Cindy and force her into Reggie's sex trafficking ring.  He absconds with Cindy, the poor innocent bystander who is guilty of nothing more than owning a disproportionately large debit card and demonstrating imprecise language skills.

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