Jem has come to town to play a sold-out show as she and her Holograms take the stage with The Misfits for the first time ever. Unfortunately, Reggie has other plans for her.
He lures her into his colorful basement bedroom (which he keeps for all his so-called Friends) with a subpoena claiming that she has caused him intentional infliction of emotional distress (IIED).
"Your conduct at concerts has caused me damages," he explains to Jem. "After all, it has 'exceeded all bounds usually tolerated by decent society' and has led me to exclaim 'Outrageous!'"
"Hogwash!" Jem retorts.
Enraged as having been likened to porcine bathwater, Reggie goes berserk and takes a crowbar to Jem's head. After all, her conduct has been so clearly outrageous as to warrant such brutal force.
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