Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Dick in a bucket. (10 of 10)

Peter watches the events unfold.  He is horrified.  Though pleased that the body-parts drop was accomplished, he is thoroughly miffed and disenchanted at the fact that Tony is on his way back to prison.  Will the authorities find the parts?  It seems the Forest Police Officer died before he was able to dig up the dismembered Shebrew Slammer, and he's fairly certain that Sheila arrived on the scene too late to see what had happened before Tony brutally beat her partner to death.

Peter wracks his brains trying to think of what to do next, but finds himself oddly distracted.  Why, the slain officer is still lying of the forest floor.  And he has the best bone of all!

After rifling through his truck (that was abandoned by Tony and by the police), Peter finds a rusty old knife and a small bucket.  With these tools, he seizes the best bone he has yet to find.

And with that, he leaves the woods with the officer's dick in a bucket.

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