Shebrew Slammer: NOM NOM NOM. (4 of 10)

Peter lets his eyes move from derby girl to derby girl--target to target--deciding which one he shall bring home for dinner.  His eyes settle on one shorter lady who is eating a protein snack of pork rinds and popcorn shrimp.  She is wearing panties in the style of Wonder Woman, and a black shirt with "Shebrew Slammer" written across the back.

"Yes!" Peter says to himself.  "A girl who eats pork is definitely Kosher in my book!"

He keeps an eye on Shebrew Slammer.  Practice is nearly over.  When it is, he watches the girls as they take off their derby gear.  He slinks through the shadows in order to follow Shebrew to her car.  Lucky for Peter, the Slammer has parked off to the side of the lot, alone.  He takes this opportunity to pounce.

With a basket of derby girl parts in tow, which he puts in the trunk of his car (which wasn't broken after all--Peter had just forgotten to release the emergency brake), Peter drives home drooling.  Though he's only ever eaten bones before, he doesn't want to let this delicious meat go to waste.