The car wash is a success! Well, at least as far as fundraising is concerned. Women (young and old!) are over-sexualizing themselves by wearing short skirts and frolicking about slathered in soapy car wash water and self loathing. The money is flowing in as fast as the water from the huge car wash hose.
Liza washes Jordan Shaw's back end. Mr. Shaw is Heartland High's history teacher and Heartland's most eligible bachelor. In terms of finesse, his tennis serve is second only to his sweet talking. Sadly, Mr. Shaw has no information regarding the whereabouts of Slammer.
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