Turd is too stressed to get any work done. She leaves her desk and grabs a cup of coffee in the break room. Turd knows that there is no way the City Police are going to care or investigate the disappearance of a derby girl who lives on the wrong side of the border between City and Heartland Estates. God, everyone knows how corrupt the City Police are. And because Slammer doesn't live in Heartland Estates, the HEPD will not be of any help.
And then it dawns on Turd. A car wash! Not only are car washes great derby fundraisers, but they're also fantastic for recon missions. The entire population of Heartland Estates will totally come to a car wash if they can gawk at scantily clad bad ass derby broads. And where there is ogling, there's information to be gleaned!
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