After Turd's arrest, the police get a warrant to search her vehicle. A HEPD officer drives to Turd's apartment and finds her vehicle parked outside. He forces his way into the trunk of her van and finds both a rifle and a pistol. Though there is no body, the officer is well aware of the fact that there need me to corpus delecti to prosecute. (Oh, those delectable roller girl bodies!) The firearms should be enough proof to show that Turd is guilty.
And then the officer notices something even more gruesome. Turd's vanity plate reads "MRDA." Murder! Evidence of a guilty conscience!
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