Life (and death) in the box. (14 of 14)

Turd is transported to her cell, The Box.  She lives out the rest of her years there, her only company a dead and rotting next-door neighbor.  She never skates or sees the light of day ever ever again.  Reggie has succeeded in his evil ploy to take down roller derby one league at a time.

Sent to the box. (13 of 14)

Because Attorney Carpenter isn't a very good attorney and because Reggie has made sure that the aliens he hired brainwashed Juror #4, who the jury elected as the foreperson, Turd is convicted of murder.  The judge discussing with his pet bird what an appropriate sentence is.  They decide that Turd shall be sent to live her life in a super-small prison cell, which all inmates refer to as "The Box."

A jury of her peers? (12 of 14)

A young woman from Heartland Estates had been selected for Turd's jury (in Heartland Estates, there are no juries of 12; every jury has 6 jurors).  No one has noticed that an alien has landed on this Juror #4's head and is controlling her mind.  Thus, no one knows that Reggie hired the aliens to make sure that Turd would be suspected of Sadie and Slammer's murders.

On trial. (11 of 14)

Because Attorney Carpenter cannot get a reasonable pre-trial offer (and because Turd insists she is innocent), Turd's case goes to trial.  Jordan Shaw testifies about seeing Turd left holding the swatch of blue fabric.

Attorney Carpenter questions Mr. Shaw and (because he is not very good at all) elicits an objection from the attorney prosecuting Turd's case.  The jury is impressed with the prosecutor jumps onto counsel table to object to Attorney Carpenter's ridiculously irrelevant and immaterial questions.

MRDA. (10 of 14)

After Turd's arrest, the police get a warrant to search her vehicle.  A HEPD officer drives to Turd's apartment and finds her vehicle parked outside.  He forces his way into the trunk of her van and finds both a rifle and a pistol.  Though there is no body, the officer is well aware of the fact that there need me to corpus delecti to prosecute.  (Oh, those delectable roller girl bodies!)  The firearms should be enough proof to show that Turd is guilty.

And then the officer notices something even more gruesome.  Turd's vanity plate reads "MRDA."  Murder!  Evidence of a guilty conscience!

The search for a lawyer. (9 of 14)

Turd is broke.  Though she has a good job at City Life and Annuity and lives in Heartland Estates, all of her money has been spent on skates and pads and traveling to derny tournaments.  Therefore, Turd must hire the only attorney she can afford.  His name is Ralph Carpenter and he is not very good.

Murder most foul. (8 of 14)

Upon realizing yet another member of the league has disappeared, a skater from HERD calls the Heartland Estates Police Department.  The evidence is clear: Turd is the most reasonable suspect in the disappearance of both Slammer and Sadie.  The police suspect foul play.  Murder!  And the murderer must be penalized and pay for her digressions.  Turd is arrested.

Disappearance. (7 of 14)

A burst of light flashes across the roadway and then everything goes dark.  Seconds later, it is as if nothing has happened.

The aliens are gone.  Sadie is gone.  And Turd is left holding a piece of blue fabric, identical to the shorts Slammer was wearing when she was last seen.

Mr. Shaw, the history teacher, has seen everything.